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LOST TOP 100: The Top 100 Lost Lines of All Time

January 28th, 2010 § 108

With the final season premiering in merely days (wooo!!!!), I thought it would be fun to take a look back at what I consider the 100 greatest lines that have ever been uttered on Lost. I spent weeks, nay, months rewatching every single episode (it’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it) and listed below are my results. It was hard to whittle it down to only 100 – Ben and Sawyer could each have their own Top 100 Lines lists easily!

So without further ado, I give you my Top 100 Lost Lines of All Time!


100. “Got a Band-Aid?” – Sawyer, after removing a bullet from his own shoulder, Adrift

99. “Lift up your eyes and look north. – John 3:05” – Mr. Eko’s Jesus stick, I Do

98. JACK: I don’t believe in destiny.
LOCKE: Yes, you do. You just don’t know it yet.
Exodus

97. “I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick.” – Bernard, to Mr. Eko, S.O.S.

96. “Why don’t you shut up, Hammo? Or your ranch disorder’s gonna be the new lead item on the coconut internet.” – Sawyer, One of Us


95. “It’s very stressful being an Other.” – Juliet, The Other Woman

94. “Have a cluckity cluck cluck day, Hugo!” – Jin, in Hurley’s dream, Everybody Hates Hugo

93. JIN: Who’s Penny?
HURLEY: She’s this chick Desmond used to date. And now he thinks she fell from the sky. So we’re gonna go save her life, and she’s gonna get us rescued. Dude…even if I spoke Korean it wouldn’t make any sense.
Catch-22

92. “I have needs.” – Carmen Reyes, Tricia Tenaka is Dead

91. “Get bent, Hugo.” – Sawyer, not allowed to use nicknames, Enter 77

90. “Who are we to argue with taller ghost Walt?” – Sawyer, Confirmed Dead

89. BEN: You’ve been here 80 days, John; I’ve been here my entire life! So how is it that you think you know this island better than I do?
LOCKE: Because you’re in the wheelchair, and I’m not.
The Man from Tallahassee

88. “Did you just kill that bunny?” – Sawyer, Every Man for Himself

87. SAWYER: How you doing?
SAYID: A 12-year-old Ben Linus just brought me a chicken salad sandwich, how do you think I’m doing?
He’s Our You

86. LOCKE: Hey. Uh… was he talking about what I think he was talking about?
BEN: If you mean time traveling bunnies, then yes.
There’s No Place Like Home

85. SAWYER: So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?
WALT: I’m ten!
SAWYER: Okay, then it must be true.
All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

84. “Goodbye, John. Sorry I made your life so miserable.” – Ben, There’s No Place Like Home

83. “Loop, dude.” – Hurley, Lockdown

82. “Time travel’s a bitch.” – Sawyer, The Little Prince

81. “You guys got any milk?” – Ben, after laying out a nefarious plan, The Whole Truth

80. “I think Michael has been compromised.” – Sayid, 3 Minutes

79. “Everybody I care about just blew up on your damn boat. I know what I can’t change.” – Sawyer, Because You Left

78. “You’re mine!” – Ben, to Juliet, The Other Woman

77. “He changed the rules.” – Ben, after Widmore had Alex killed, The Shape of Things to Come

76. “I crashed your plane, brothah!” – Desmond, Live Together, Die Alone

75. “If you say live together die alone to me Jack, I’m gonna punch you in your face.” – Rose, Through the Looking Glass

74. “You want my information? Name: Shannon Rutherford, Age: 20, Address: Craphole Island.” – Shannon, Raised By Another

73. JACOB: I take it you’re here ’cause of the ship.
JACOB’S ENEMY: I am. How did they find the Island?
JACOB: You’ll have to ask ’em when they get here.
JACOB’S ENEMY: I don’t have to ask. You brought them here. Still trying to prove me wrong, aren’t you?
JACOB: You are wrong.
JACOB’S ENEMY: Am I? They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.
JACOB: It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.
– The Incident

72. “I just got SHOT by a PHYSICIST!” – Radzinsky, The Variable

71. “Your camp isn’t gone. It hasn’t been built yet.” – Daniel, Because You Left

70. TOM: Well look at that! You got yourself a fish biscuit! How’d you do that?
SAWYER: I figured out your complicated gizmos, that’s how.
TOM: It only took the bears 2 hours.
A Tale of Two Cities

69.”I will come back here for you.” – Jack, The Man From Tallahassee

68. “So the hatch, like, blew off your underwear?” – Hurley, to Desmond, Further Instructions

67. “You run. I con. A tiger can’t change its stripes.” – Sawyer, The Long Con

66. LOCKE: You just killed everyone on that boat.
BEN: …so?
There’s No Place Like Home

65. “I am a dentist. I am not Rambo.” – Bernard, Through the Looking Glass

64. JACK: What makes you think he’s going to listen to you?
KATE: Let me talk to him. He says…we have a connection.
JACK: Do you?
KATE: Please.
Confidence Man

63. “Dude, it looks like someone steam rolled Harry Potter.” – Hurley, referring to Sawyer’s new glasses, Deus Ex Machina

62. “I’m one of the Oceanic Six!” – Hurley, The Beginning of the End

61. “God loves you as he loved Jacob.” – Brainwashing video, Not in Portland

60. “Jesus Christ is not a weapon.” – Carmen Reyes, There’s No Place Like Home

59. “My brother, Boone. God’s friggin’ gift to humanity.” – Shannon, Pilot

58. “I was wrong.” – Locke, Live Together, Die Alone

57. “Razzle Dazzle!” – Nikki, Expose

56. LOCKE: Why would your own people want to kill you?
GALE: Because the man in charge – he’s a great man, John, a brilliant man – but he’s not a forgiving man. He’ll kill me because I failed, John. I failed my mission.
Two for the Road

55. “There’s a new sheriff in town, boys. Y’all best get used to it!” – Sawyer, The Long Con

54. LOCKE: If it’s not real, then what are you doing here, Jack? Why did you come back? Why do you find it so hard to believe?
JACK: Why do you find it so easy?
LOCKE: It’s never been easy!
Orientation

53. HURLEY: Was it a dinosaur?
JACK: It wasn’t a dinosaur.
HURLEY: You say you didn’t see it.
JACK I didn’t.
HURLEY: So how do you know it wasn’t a dinosaur?
JACK Because dinosaurs are extinct.
– Tabula Rasa

52. COOPER: A conman goes by many names friend. I’ve been Alan Seward, Anthony Cooper, Ted MacLaren, Tom Sawyer, Louis Jackson, and Paul…
SAWYER: Tom Sawyer.
COOPER: I was young and Huck Finn was taken. And the ladies loved that one. Made me charming.
SAWYER: Well how about that.
COOPER: How about what?
SAWYER: Sawyer’s my name too.
The Brig

51. CAESAR: You know him?
LOCKE: He’s the man who killed me.
The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham

50. BEN: What about me?
JACOB: What about you?
The Incident

49. “That’s why the Sox will never win the Series.” – Christian Shephard, Outlaws

48. “What lies in the shadow of the statue?” – Ilana, Dead is Dead

47. KATE: Are you serious?
SAWYER: Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I’m serious.
– after Sawyer asks for a kiss, Confidence Man

46. “That douche is my dad.” – Miles, Some Like it Hoth

45. “Those pants don’t make you look fat.” – Jin, getting Hooked on Phonics, Tricia Tenaka is Dead

44. LOCKE: The man from Tallahassee? What is that? Some kind of code?
BEN: No, John, unfortunately we don’t have a code for “There’s a man in my closet with a gun to my daughter’s head.” Although we obviously should. – The Man from Tallahassee

43. SAWYER: You know what I think, Ali? I think you’ve never actually tortured anybody in your life.
SAYID: Unfortunately for us both, you are wrong.
– Confidence Man

42. “We’re going to need to watch that again.” Locke, after watching the hatch Orientation video, Orientation

41. DESMOND: Are you – are you him?
LOCKE: Yes, yes I am.
DESMOND: I can’t believe it. You’re finally here.
LOCKE: Well, here I am.
DESMOND: Who’s she?
LOCKE: She’s with me.
DESMOND: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Adrift

40. “My name is Henry Gale and I’m from Minnesota.” – Ben, One of Them

39. “Dad?” – Walt, via hatch computer, What Kate Did

38. “You still have work to do.” – repeated line

37. “It doesn’t matter who we were. It only matters who we are.” – Juliet, A Tale of Two Cities

36. “Udders! Udders!” – Jin, Adrift

35. SAWYER: You taste like strawberries.
KATE: You taste like fish biscuits.
The Glass Ballerina

34. LOCKE: Where do you get electricity?
BEN: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel at our secret underground lair.
The Man from Tallahassee

33. “I love you Penny! I’ve always loved you!” – Desmond, The Constant

32. “Heeeelp meeee.” – Jacob, to Locke, The Man Behind the Curtain

31. “No. No, Flight 815 they, they found the plane. There were no survivors. They were all dead.” – Naomi, D.O.C.

30. “You didn’t hear about the polar bear?” – Charlie, Solitary

29. “We’ve got a problem. The manifest, Jack, the census, the names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone. Here, at the beach, got their names. One them, one of them isn’t – Jack! One of them isn’t in the manifest. He wasn’t on the plane.” – Hurley, Raised by Another

28. “You do remember birthdays, don’t you, Richard?” – Ben, The Man Behind the Curtain

27. “I have to get my honor back. And that’s what I’m running to.” – Desmond, Man of Science, Man of Faith

26. “You want to know who I am? My name is Sayid Jarrah. And I am a torturer.” – Sayid, right before he beats Ben senseless, One of Them

25. “I’m a bloody rock god!” – Charlie, The Moth

24. “You and me ain’t done, Zeke.” – Sawyer, The Hunting Party

23. “Dude, you’ve got some Arzt on you.” – Hurley, Exodus

22. “My name’s not Monica.” – Kate, to her husband of 6 months, I Do

21. “You’re gonna die, Charlie.” – Desmond, Flashes Before Your Eyes

20. “Theresa falls up the stairs, Theresa falls down the stairs.” – Boone, Deus Ex Machina

19. DESMOND: Kelvin – he comes running out of the jungle – hurry, hurry, come with me. He brings me down here. The first thing he does – because there’s beeping already – he types in the code, he pushes the button, and it stops. What was all that about, I say. Just saving the world, he says.
JACK: Saving the world?
DESMOND: His words, not mine. So I started pushing the button, too. And we saved the world together for awhile, and that was lovely. Then Kelvin died, and now here I am all alone. The end.
Orientation

18. “The universe has a way of…course correcting.” – Eloise Hawking, Flashes Before Your Eyes

17. “Don’t mistake coincidence for fate.” – Mr. Eko, What Kate Did

16. “See ya in another life, brother.” – Desmond, Man of Science, Man of Faith

15. “Son of a bitch!” – Sawyer, every episode ever

14. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!” – Michael, every episode ever

13. “Boone was a sacrifice the island demanded.” – Locke, Exodus

12. “I’m a complex guy, sweetheart.” – Sawyer, Pilot

11. “I was never meant to do anything. Every single second of my pathetic little life is as useless as that button! You think it’s important? You think it’s necessary? It’s nothing. It’s nothing. It’s meaningless. And who are you to tell me that it’s not?” – Locke, ?

10. “Destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.” – Ben, Cabin Fever

9. “We have to go back, Kate. We have to go back!” – Jack, Through the Looking Glass

8. “I’ve looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw was beautiful.” – Locke, White Rabbit

7. “If anything goes wrong, Desmond Hume will be my Constant.” – Daniel’s journal, The Constant

6. “This is not your island. This is our island. And the only reason you’re living on it is because we let you live on it.” – Tom, The Hunting Party

5. “Not Penny’s boat.” – written on Charlie’s hand, Through the Looking Glass

4. “If we can’t live together, we’re going to die alone.” – Jack, White Rabbit

3. “We’re the good guys, Michael.” – Ben, Live Together, Die Alone

2. “Don’t tell me what I can’t do!” – Locke, every episode ever

1. SHANNON: I’m alone now. On the island alone. Please, someone come. The others, they’re … they’re dead. It killed them. It killed them all.
BOONE: That was good.
SAYID: Sixteen years.
SAWYER: What?
SAYID: Sixteen years. And five months. That’s the count.
BOONE: What the hell are you talking about?
SAYID: The iterations. It’s a distress call. A plea for help. A mayday. If the count is right … It’s been playing over … and over … for sixteen years.
BOONE: Someone else? Was stranded here?
KATE: Maybe they came for them.
SAWYER: If someone came, why is it still playing?
CHARLIE: Guys…where are we?
Pilot

So there you have it, my own favorite 100 lines. There were lots that had to be tossed, and I’m sure you guys will want to tell me – what would have made YOUR lists?

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§ 108 Responses to “LOST TOP 100: The Top 100 Lost Lines of All Time”

  • Carla says:

    As always you are a talent!!! These are great!!!!

  • Carla says:

    As always you are a talent.. thanks so much for posting!

  • DharmaPhil says:

    I haven’t even read this yet and I can already tell it’s going to be an epic fucking list.

  • Gwen says:

    Awesome list!
    “Not Penny’s Boat” gives me chills every time…

  • coffeecrisp7 says:

    Awesome list! I agree with a LOT of them.

  • 15. “Son of a bitch!” – Sawyer, every episode ever

    I(still)LU woman!! great list! I think the only one I would have thrown in is “You know that horse, freckles?”

    okay…was there a freckles at the end of that or did i just put it in there? lol!

  • Mandy says:

    I love #6, my favourite of all of them.

  • LithiumRox says:

    Ahhh! I love it! And I love all the “catch phrases” at the top there…10 probably would’ve been higher on my personal list.
    “Destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.”
    As would “It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.”
    I don’t need the whole conversation, just that bit. :)
    Can’t wait for the premiere! ^_^

  • Sarah says:

    This is amazing! The only thing it’s missing is when Ben asks Locke if the rabbit he’s eating had a number on it!

  • Antoinette says:

    Some of my faves that didn’t make it:

    “This is future crap, isn’t it?” – Hurley to Des

    “What are you gonna do, splash me?” – Sawyer to Michael

    and #1 – “You all everybody! uh, You all everybody!” – the bloody rock god, Charlie

    Out of all of them I might have put steam rolled Harry Potter at #1.

  • i_said_boourns says:

    AMAZING!! These are all awesome choices, but #1 especially so. That one IS the show, omg. Thank you for this epicness!

  • w says:

    Awesome list!

    Mine would probably be at LEAST 50% filled with Ben… With gems like “Who cares?” “I’m a pisces.” “It’s a door. Well how ’bout that.” “We’re going to have to bring him, too.” “hhhWhat?” and “Wow, you guys have some real trust issues, don’t you?”

  • Lauren M says:

    Fantastic list Ack! I’ve found that when I get angry I mutter son of a bitch, oh sawyer you’re rubbing off on me,(and if you want to physically rub..) Ok, getting off that subject.

    One of my all time favorite lines is from Sayid in Solitary. Mainly because it has a deep emotional meaning to me, but we’re not going to go in to that.

    Sayid: “You’ll find me in the next life, if not in this one.”
    Danielle: “What?”
    Sayid: “The writing on the back of Nadia’s photograph. I know what it’s like to hold on to someone. I’ve been holding on for the past 7 years to just a thought, a blind hope that somewhere she’s still alive. But the more I hold on, the more I pull away from those around me. The only way out of this, this place, is with their help. Come with me. You don’t have to be alone, Danielle.”

    And another one that just became a personal favorite.

    Hurley: “Let’s look death in the face and say Whatever man.”

    Sorry for my long ass comment!

  • LOL!!!! That was fantastic.

    #86 is one of my all time favorites, but probably my #1 line is when Ben says, “How many times do I have to tell you John, I always have a plan!”

    AHhhh! Gets me every time :)

    Also, Sawyer: “Thank you God! I take that back!”

  • Nina says:

    Number 10 is probably my favorite line ever. :)

  • ActionSayid says:

    Awesome list, cant wait for the recaps.
    very long which is awesome, but some I love (they may be on there, short memory)
    “Boom?”-Jin on the Freighter

    “Picture a box. You know something about boxes, don’t you John? Now picture a box that you can wish anything into. What would you say to that?”-Ben
    The one that Locke is saying to walt about black and white (Backgammon)

    “You’re gonna die Charlie.”-DEZ

    YOU MAKE LOST WORTH LIVING

  • Andrew says:

    Love the lines…. just one little note though: Sayid beats Ben senseless in One of Them not One of Us!

    My favorite dialogue not listed would probably be the chat between Hurley and Pierre Chang about the future in Season 5. Hilarious!

  • Robin says:

    9. “We have to go back, Kate. We have to go back!” – Jack, Through the Looking Glass

    Definitely my fave. The line that really made me go OMG, the most out there show went further out there. The show that always keeps you on the edge of your seat guessing, trying to keep up, just turned everything upside down.

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  • Rose says:

    Oh, this is awesome! For some reason, “I just got SHOT by a PHYSICIST!” made me laugh so hard when he said it…probably because I know a physicist who wouldn’t be very adept at shooting anyone. And I have “what did one snowman say to the other snowman?” on a t-shirt. In retrospect, I should have waited for a better Desmond quote, since there are lots, but I got so overexcited by his first three eps that I needed a shirt ASAP. (The Numbers are on the front.) Can’t wait for Tuesdaaaay!

  • Kim says:

    Awesome list, but Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch? :)

  • Flaknitter01 says:

    Bravo! Holy effort, Rachel – thank you!

    A great S5 entry was when Dick Alpert gave Locke back his compass:

    Locke: What is it?
    Dick: A compass
    Locke: What’s it do?
    Dick: It points north, John, but that’s not important right now…

    In fact, there was a whole lot of “That’s not important (right now)…” is S5 – I noticed this during my speed rewatch a couple of weeks back.

    S6 in less than five days – joy and pain, man, joy and pain…

  • P@ says:

    “You’d like it. Puppies get killed.” – Sawyer, to Ben, re: Of Mice and Men.

    Also:

    “Great. The ship sent us another Sawyer.” – Hurley, re: Miles.

    And:

    “Shut up, Red….Neck….Man.” – Hurley’s best comeback.

    Oh, and from the pilot:

    Walt: “Is that Vincent?”
    Michael: “No. It’s not Vincent.”
    re: the smoke monster tromping through the forest. I just love how Walt thinks his dog is capable of making noises like that.

    So many awesome lines/moments. Gonna miss this show, that’s for sure.

  • Anonymous says:

    Very nice list. Some of my favs that didn’t make it:

    Hurley: “I don’t remember you from the dock. Where you put bags on our heads, after you shocked us.”
    Juliet: “I had the day off.”

    Ben: “Mikhail, I’m here with Juliet. We’re approaching the house. Don’t shoot us!”

    Oh and when Hurley explains Lost.

  • jenthegypsy says:

    Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I’m serious. Loved it so much I made it a part of my LJ header.

    Great list ~ so many fantastic lines to help us remember when it has passed us by… *sniffle*

  • snoop says:

    That’s quite a list you’ve got there, must have taken forever to put that together.

    One my favorites is from season 2, when Sawyer tells Hurley :
    “You got a little love connection brewing over there, Jabba?”

    I’ll definitely agree with you on Sawyer’s and Ben’s lines, they consistently have the best lines on the show.

    Also, I miss bikini-clad Shannon, Maggie Grace is so damn hot.

  • Mervi says:

    + “How many times do I have to tell you John, I always have a plan!” (Ben)

    + “You have to understand, everything I did, I did for the island.” (Ben)

    + “Well, Adam, I am the host and I do pick the book. And this is my favorite book. So I am absolutely thrilled that you can’t stand it. Silly me for sinking so low as to select something that Ben wouldn’t like. Here I am thinking that free will still actually exists…” (Juliet)

    + “And in case you haven’t noticed, baby brother, Finland is the bloody North Pole.” (Liam)

    Oh, and…

    Sawyer: So, are you screwing Jack yet?
    Juliet: No… are you?

  • Cecil Rose says:

    Loved the list.

    One note – 72. “I just got SHOT by a PSYCHICIST!” – Radzinsky, The Variable

    The correct spelling is “PHYSICIST”

  • Ack says:

    Thanks for the help with the typos, guys!

  • the_wanlorn says:

    This list was great. :D Pretty much the only one I would have added was “The box is a metaphor, John. >:(” OH BEN. :DDDDDDDD

  • Joanna says:

    JACK: We’re never going back!
    HURLEY: Never say never, dude.

    JACK: Shut it, Sawyer. If Ana hadn’t lifted your gun we wouldn’t…
    SAWYER: Well, ain’t that swell, Gimpy McCrutch over here covers up that the Artist Formally Known as Henry Gale tried to strangle your little amiga, and suddenly it’s on me when she goes vigilante.

    HURLEY: Bear, is that you?

    CHARLIE: You know, when I used to get high, I’d watch nature programs on the Beeb. Polar bears are meant to be quite clever. Very clever. They’re like the Einsteins of the bear community.

    HENRY GALE: Is that true – what you said about Hemingway?
    LOCKE: You read Hemingway?
    HENRY GALE: Sure, guy ran with the bulls, fought in the Spanish Civil War, stuff I can wrap my brain around.
    LOCKE: Well, Dostoyevsky had his virtues, too. He was a genius, for one. Bullfighting isn’t everything.
    HENRY GALE: So, which one are you?
    LOCKE: I’m sorry?
    HENRY GALE: Are you the genius, or are you the guy who always feels like he’s living in the shadow of a genius?

    LOCKE: You asked what I remembered. I remember dying.

    SAWYER: What do they want?
    BEN: Me, James, they want me.
    LOCKE: How do you know all this?
    BEN: Because I have a man on their boat.

    SAWYER: [Charlie enters] What is Jiminy Cricket doing here?

    TOM: Now, why would we kill you?
    JACK: Because you’re done with me.
    TOM: What kind of people do you think we are, Jack?
    JACK: Oh, I don’t know, Tom… the kind of people that would take a pregnant woman, that would hang Charlie from a tree, would drag our people out of the jungle, would kidnap children. That’s the kind of people I think you are.
    TOM: You see this glass house you’re living in, Jack? How about I get you some stones.

  • JS says:

    Awesome list, I kept nodding.

    A couple love

    “Kate, dammit, RUN! (Jack) Like anyone has ever said that to her before…

    “Now that you’ve finished verbally copulating….” (Charlie)

    I vote for a separate Ben/Locke list!!

  • potterhead says:

    But… but… what about all the Hurley “Dude”s ?

  • april5k says:

    Great list but here’s two of my favorites:

    Shannon: “I’m SO not moving to the rape caves.”

    and of course

    Juliet: “I love you so much.”

    but what I’m really trying to think of is this one where Juliet totally burned someone and I can’t remember it b/c I haven’t had any coffee yet, but Juliet was kind of a subtler more intellectual Sawyer with her burns. If I can remember it I’ll be back haha.

  • Matt says:

    Excellent list, Ack. “Kate, dammit, RUN!” should definitely be up there somewhere, but I really can’t argue with what you’ve got.

  • Anonymous says:

    Soo, this made me want to re-watch every single episode before the season premiere.

    Great job :)

  • Exception says:

    ahahahaha. marvellous. simply marvellous. the only two I was sorry to have not seen:

    “I’d say I hope that box is big enough to imagine yourself up a new submarine.” – John Locke, The Man From Tallahassee

    Shannon: “Polar bears don’t usually live in the jungle…”
    Charlie: “Spot on.”
    – Pilot

  • Nuala says:

    Awesome list!!!! love #10, I use it all the time…

    can’t wait for the new season and the recaps!!!

  • filigod says:

    EPIC list! I kept saying “Yes!” while reading it :-)

    Don’t forget at #68 when Tom tells Sawyer “it only took the bears two hours” that Sawyer comes right back with “yeah, well how many of ’em were there?”

    I can’t really say I’d substitute any others for these, but here are some extras:

    2×16 The Whole Truth
    SAYID [pointing]: That cliff there appears to be this [showing the spot on the map].
    ANA: Score one for Henry.
    SAYID: Pointing out a geographical touchstone does not mean he’s leading us to a balloon.
    ANA: Maybe not, but at least we’re on the right island.
    [Sayid walks off.]
    CHARLIE: Humor’s not his strong suit. [Ana doesn’t respond] …And I’m saying this to YOU.

    3×01
    Christian’s voice over intercom: Let it go, Jack.

    3×04
    JULIET: Are you just saying that to make me feel better?
    JACK: I don’t care about making you feel better.

    3×21 Greatest Hits:
    Charlie’s diary: The night I met you.

    5×15 Follow the Leader:
    DR. CHANG: What year were you born? What year?
    HURLEY: Uh… 1931?
    DR. CHANG: You’re 46?
    HURLEY: Yeah. Yes, I am.
    DR. CHANG: So you fought in the Korean War?
    HURLEY: There’s no such thing.
    DR. CHANG: Who’s the President of the United States?
    HURLEY: All right, dude, we’re from the future. Sorry.

  • JR says:

    An amazing, amazing list! I unfortunately was only able to get through rewatching season 1. ;___; Curse that a new semester started! I wanted to get through at least season 3… But still, am dying of excitement for the new season and can’t wait for your recaps! =D

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  • Lauren M says:

    Another one of my favorites is from the Numbers

    Hurley: “Ok, that thing in the jungle, maybe it’s a monster, maybe it’s a pissed off giraffe. And the fact that no one is looking for us, yeah, that’s weird. But I just play along with it. Good old fun time Hurley. Well guess what? Now, I want some friggen answers!”

    Also Claire’s rescue note in Par Avion.

  • Anonymous says:

    “Jesus Christ is not a weapon.”
    lol forevea

  • Gidget says:

    Number 1 gives me shivers every time I watch that scene.

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  • Kristina says:

    Basically anything that’s come out of Ben or Sawyer’s mouth ever (especially Ben talking to Locke) is fair game. But “That douche is my dad” may be the best non-serious LOST line ever.

  • snoop says:

    Ack! Dude! DarkUFO has posted something you might wanna check out!

    http://spoilerslost.blogspot.com/2010/01/lost-episode-601-la-x-sneak-peek.html

    (Sorry about calling you dude, just a figure of speech)

  • Dennis says:

    Great list, though not enough Miles. I love his talks with Hurley.

  • Ack says:

    Snoop, call me dude all you want, I call everyone else dude haha. And thanks for the link, I read about the leak while I was still at work and I couldn’t wait to get home and see it!

  • someone else says:

    I have some favs that didn’t make your list.

    Sayid: Why didn’t you tell Jack and Locke about this?
    Ana-Lucia: Because Jack and Locke a too busy worrying about Locke and Jack.

    Also,
    Juliet: So why don’t we skip the part where you pretend to be rightous?

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