September 29th, 2009 §
“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“Thank you.”

“It’s not like you’ve lost a pen, is it? It’s so much worse…would you like a pen? I have a spare one.”

“No, thank you.”

“Please take it.”

“Why are you giving it to me?”

“…I don’t…know.”

– Moss and Mrs. Reynholm, The IT Crowd
September 2nd, 2009 §


“So, how do I die?”
“You don’t.”
– Dana Scully and Clyde Bruckman, The X-Files
August 5th, 2009 §


“You’re going down, La Fleur! You’re going down like a sweet muffin!”
– White Goodman, Dodgeball
July 21st, 2009 §


“Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That’s what being a scientist is all about!â€
– Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
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July 20th, 2009 §



“Remember, just head away from the sound of gunfire.”
“What about you?”
“We’re heading towards the gunfire.”
– Lee Adama and Laura Roslin, Battlestar Galactica
July 13th, 2009 §


“Neville Longbottom, isn’t it? How’s mum and dad?”
“Better, now they’re about to be avenged!”
– Bellatrix Lestrange and Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
June 10th, 2009 §


“Can I start gettin’ sexed already?”
“Well, that’s one kind of horrific.”
– Jayne and Mal, Firefly
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