“It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I’ve made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat – it’s all been wrong.”
– George Costanza, Seinfeld
When I saw it was a George quote, I thought it was going to be the story of how he pulled Kramer’s golf ball out the whale, while pretending to be a marine biologist. “The Sea was angry that day, my friends.”
But damn, given everything we know about Locke pre-island, this is much funnier. I love these.
Aw, this is sad. :(
hahaha genius